Meat-balling

Having sex while one's genitals (balls and shaft) are filthy dirty.

My girlfriend can't stand meat-balling; she even makes me wash my junk before she'll touch me.

After a long day of work, I meat-balled my girl before taking my shower.

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Meat Monkey

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.

Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.

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meat club

Another way to refering to a mans cock

Guy1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Hell yea I nearly beat that bitch to death with my meat club!

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dog meat

Literally a meat made out of dogs. It's really delicious and you must try.

Dog meat is more delicious than beef, pork, chicken, or else!

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taco meat

Some vaginas can be classified as fish lips, while some tacos. The extra flap in some vaginas is called the taco meat. The vagina is like a taco, and the meat is the flab.

Dang that girl was disgusting, she had so much taco meat on that shit.

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Meat Head

Aaron Privett , fat headed mongaloid prick who hits people in the eye with chewed up sweets and has a girl friend who looks like an extra from star wars

" meat head and jabba are going out this evening! "

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meat drapes

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat drapes can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat drapes around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat drapes stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

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