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George Cumming inside of dream. That's it.
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A popular quote from John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men (said by Lennie to George), sometimes used when dreaming of something (often along with someone else) that you know will never happen. Usually used in a sad, almost-reminiscent way.
Friend: It'll be okay... You'll get better soon...
Terminally Ill Patient: Tell me about the rabbits, George...
Friend: ... Once you get better, you'll go back to school with all of us again...and you'll pass with the highest grades like always...and then we'll be roommates for college...and everything will all be okay...
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A policing reform bill drafted by Democrats in the United States Congress. The legislation aims to make it illegal for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend criminals. This bill, named after a deceased career criminal who resisted lawful arrest, is labeled as the first step in Democrats, liberals, and progressives attempting to defund and eliminate police. Authors of the legislation hope to have a society with no accountability for crime, and high drug use, without repercussions. If signed into law, the bill will make it a felony for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend, or defend against violent resistance, criminals who routinely victimize people of society.
When officers arrived at the robbery in progress at the liquor store, the criminal invoked the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, while holding the store clerk hostage and waving a stolen pistol around. Officers were forced to leave the scene and let the victim take care of himself.
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The only reason for Jar Jar Binks’s existence.
Mark: Have you seen Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace?
John: Yeah. Jar Jar looks like something straight out of George Lucas’ Bad Acid Trip.
A podcast skit from the show Cort and Fatboy, found on www.cortandfatboy.com . It documents the antics of George W. Bush as if he were a child running the white house, which is pretty much how it is in real life.
"Dude, did you hear that latest episode of George W. Bush Boy President?"
"Yeah it was great. Fatboy is the greatest."
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Finally had enough and "lost it";
Kept it all inside until one day just couldn't take it anymore and blew up
I had kept the hurt and anger penned up for so long, I just couldn't take it any more. I finally "exploded like George's wallet!"
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Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!