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If there is more than three thrusts then it counts as sex. Anyless then it oesn't count.
He thrusted once but it hurt too much so i'm still a virgin.
Yeahh mate three thrust rule.
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If you're between the age of 12-16, it is socially acceptable to be in a relationship with someone 2 years or so older or younger than you
Man, isn't she a bit young?
Nah bro remember the two year rule!
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In baseball circles, a term used to send a short texting. The rule signifies the unwillingness of a spectator/diehard fan to depart from a ballgame before its completion, irrespective of how many innings it may take to do so beyond the standard nine innings of the sport.
Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.
A text message by Friend #1 using "18 Innings" Rule:
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."
Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"
Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."
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The Two Pump Rule has been created in honor of all those christians who feel guilty about having sex even if the guy just put his penis in once and then they felt bad and stopped. Do not worry my fellow christians, you did not have sex because a penis must be inserted into the vagina two times to have had sex. The head of the penis must totally be inside to count as a pump. If she is a virgin and you give only two pumps but break the hymen then well done, you have pooped her cherry without having sex with her.
Example 1:
Sally: I'm pregnant with your baby
John: Bitch, no your not
Sally: Your the only one I have has sex with
John: We didn't have sex, we didn't have sex because I got mines within two pumps
Sally: What?
John: Yeah bitch, "The Two Pump Rule", now get the fuck out my house cause I'm not the father.
Example 2:
Jack: Did you fuck my Wife!!!!!!
Matt: No
Matt: (thinking to himself)- I did not fuck her because I jacked off in the bathroom until I was almost about to cum and then went onto the bed and put it in her and ejaculated on the second pump...therefore I did not fuck her....thanks to The Two Pump Rule
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1. Can't get attached
2. Don't go around telling people
3. No calling or texting afterwards
4. No fighting
5. No talking on a daily basis
6. Under no cercumstances can you denye sex
7. Don't take into consideration if your buddy finished or not
"Dude you can't like her, she's only a fuck buddy. Don't you know the rules of fuck buddies?"
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Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.
"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."
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Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:
Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.
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