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Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when she’s jealous she doesn’t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she don’t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then
This girl is Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂
consuming back-to-back-to-back shots of Rumplemintz, Jagermeister and Goldschlager
Wow, last night I took a rusty trio and I have been hungover for 24 hours!
Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.
Kris: That rusty snorkle was horrible, I could taste what Nick had for breakfast.
Nick:I enjoyed it.
During my stint in the county jail, my cell mate gave me a rusty terminator
Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it
A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!
Bill: How did you get pinkeye?
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
Being or the wanting to become a man whore.
Me; Hey jack, are you a rusty shaver?
Jack; Whats that?
Me; its a yes or no question.
Jack; Ok no.
Me; good. you are not a man whore.