grease fan

When a wild tuna forced you to take your pants off while rubbing itself all over your body leaving you covered in fish slime.

I tried to go fishing, but only ended up getting a grease fan for my hard work

Shit hit the ceiling fan

A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.

Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!