A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.
guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
Another way for the younger generation to say “playing with yourself” or “jerking off”
Ill come over in a minute, just let me get the horses out
Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.
Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.
A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.
What a screwup. He horsed the duck.
“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”
someone with a face looking like a horse
that russian has an annoying horse mug
A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."