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The act of pulling back the nutsack toward and then into the asshole. The person then craps his own balls out of his ass onto a Mexican person.
I need a sandwich after the strenuous The Mexican Sack Pull.
Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.
Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.
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a Shovel
You better crank up that Mexican Back Hoe, that's a big hole you have to dig.
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After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.
I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog
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the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.
dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.
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A huge hill covered in ice-plant.
Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.
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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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