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Daddy is a sexual way to call someone (usually your partner). Dad is like daddy material, but also boyfriend material.
Jack Johnson is a dad.
he left to go to the store 8 years ago
"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"
A man who's in his old ages thinking he can fix everything and anything since getting a child.
Son: Dad.....I think I just broke my arm...
Dad: No worries son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver and you'll be fixed in no time!
Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.
Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at
Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.
Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon
Son: I know
A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.
My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago