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Ninja disgust

When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.

"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"

by Mermaidmagic October 15, 2011


The American Ninja

B-list martial arts movie that spawned a late eighties series of cinema masterpieces about an American Ninja that has to do battle with evil forces. The sequel deals with an evil crime lord that's trying to create a horde of 'super ninjas' on a remote island, until Michael Dudikoff, the chief protagonist turns up to kick some ass in highly filmic, premeditated fashion. Also stars Carl Weathers AKA Action Jackson.

Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.

"I'm not going out at all today - I'm watching the American Ninja series"

by Golm June 9, 2012


Ninja Rizz

Quando tentas dar Rizz em alguem nascido em 2009 ou superior

Bro o tiago acabou de mandar o melhor Ninja rizz na irma do afonso !!!

by DiggazWiggaz2740 November 3, 2023


Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017


Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.

Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.

by Pickle Reeves May 4, 2023


Ninja Dick

An uncircumcised penis.

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!

by TheGingeyy November 4, 2017


dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep February 5, 2016