When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants
Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.
Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is a game which as it implies,covers the Naruto and Boruto series. It contains 10 new characters,returning stages,new gameplay mechanics,second jutsus (which are tilts,trust me),and two story modes (History and Special Story from Boruto) It is considered the worst game by naruto fans,and unfortunately the dub is pretty bad cause it used AI Voices. It is released for PS4,PS5,Xbox One,Xbox Series X,Nintendo Switch and PCs.
Storm Master:Ugh....Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is the worst game i have ever played in my life!
Vaporgamer: Me too!
Monkey 2: Me three!
Trollsomeisback:But this game is so good,it has clones and-
Vaporgamer:Shut up!
A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.
Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!
a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.
girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja
The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.