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Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.
"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
WiFi router that runs on farts.
“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”
When you fart in tight fitting, thick, pants, most likely jeans, and the luscious odor bubble isn't released from the pants until there is significant movement of the buttocks area.
My girlfriend was lying on my lap until I moved a little and my jean fart escaped. She was knocked out for three days straight.
When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!
Neil tried to force a silent fart in church but ended up fart kicking himself in the balls!
The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.
After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
Sticking your Dick in his or her ass at the same time he/she farts. This ensures easy penetration.
Damn I cannot get my Dick in your tight ass!!! Just wait a second I have to fart and when I do slide her in. Doing Fart fuck makes anal fun again.