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Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...
The best Alex ever don’t even think about saying “oh my Alex is better” cuz that’s cap cuz my Alex is the best Alex. Mines hotter, smarter, funnier just better. Sorry kids (not really).
Boy 1: did u see Alex (she’s taken) she’s really hot.
Boy 2: ye but don’t bother (she’s taken).
BIGGEST DICK, NO ONE LIKE HIM, CONSISTENTLY DABS,
THE ERSKINE IS ALSO A MONSTER WITH DICKS FOR HANDS
ALSO WANKS 24/7 UNDER UR BED
THE ALEX ERSKINE IS UNDER YOUR BED
Alex™ is a person that tried to set their username as Alex but failed miserably because it was already taken. now Alex™ is out to get the person that claimed the username Alex.
Alex: Omg Alex™ is coming i have to hide
Random person: go fast run