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can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 9, 2020

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ragedty ass

Someone who by age is an adult but does not maintain adult responsibility.

My ragedty ass baby daddy ain't paid child support in over a year.

by Shannon Butler-Rodriguez January 28, 2009


Ass Crepitus

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009


ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020


Ass casserole

When you shart a bunch of undigested food. Most likely corn, beans or other vegetables.

I was sitting in class, when I suddenly smelled an ass casserole.

by Anonymous :p September 18, 2016


Queef ass

A male or female who thinks that they are "the shit" or "cool". Typically a person of African American decent. Sometimes a person of hispanic descent. Usually someone born into wealth.

Look at trayvon with his new Jordan 11's, what a queef ass.

by Sadam December 29, 2016


Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary

person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!

by Bloxlol August 21, 2023