Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."
Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.
Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY
OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!
I really don’t know what it means but all I know it means something smells so bad that it smells like a dead asshole
EW WTF IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD ASSHOLE IN HERE KAREN!
Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.
Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?