Montana Bear Trap

Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.

Dude-"Can you help me doc?"

Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"

Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."

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bear with wide canyon

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank

Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.

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Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall

'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

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teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered

I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop

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bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

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Boo Boo Bear

A nauseating term of endearment.

I love my boo boo bear.

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Grizzly Bear

When you skeet on yur hand and then toss it in the air. The girl then jumps on yr face and smothers it with her giant bush. Then yu smack her in the ear with yr dick.

" I just got some good Grizzly Bear by yeah."

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