peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.

I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches

Burlee Butter®

1. An oil based lube specifically formulated for homoerotic activities between three or more homeless men.

2. A pasty residue that accumulates on the upper lip after an extreme act of ass kissing.

Burlee Butter and all like names are registered trademarks of Dash's Dork LLC.

After the homeless men had a orgy under the bridge there was a residual trail of Burlee Butter® leading to the park fountain

butter my meat

Beat my meat.

Beat/Butter

My

Meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*

butter my taco

1. Lubing yo vagina, coochie, vaginer.
2. Licking vagina.
3. Lathering thy butter on thy tortilla.

1. I went to the store to get supplies to butter my taco.
2. Honey? Can you butter my taco?
3. For dinner, i buttered my taco to prepare for the meat.

Peanut butter flutter

The effluent mixture on your cock after fucking a girl in the ass who has the dirty pirate booty hole.

Jerry got the peanut butter flutter after fucking Misty in the ass. I told him that bitch had dirty pirate booty hole...

peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..

“Whatcha go there buddy? “

“Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)