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A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.
Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*
why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes
Can I score with you. Aka can we have intercourse.
Dam girl you sexy, So can I Win.
a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
Agreeing and emphasizing
"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"
Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.
Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."
A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":
You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.
God, Garbage Can Lid kicks ass!