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Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom:wheres your dad

Me: oh he went to get some milk

by That ugly man October 22, 2019


Dad

Gone

Child: Dad... Dad...

Child: Where's dad
Mom: Pfft. That nigga long gone.

by none of yb November 14, 2018


dad

..........not here

no dad

by 56536 December 11, 2023


Dad

Daddy is a sexual way to call someone (usually your partner). Dad is like daddy material, but also boyfriend material.

Jack Johnson is a dad.

by livsdonewithlifedatemewdw July 7, 2018


Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 7, 2019


dad

gone

my dad is gone

by lilabortion September 25, 2019


Dad

A man who's in his old ages thinking he can fix everything and anything since getting a child.

Son: Dad.....I think I just broke my arm...
Dad: No worries son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver and you'll be fixed in no time!

by Spacey Boi the First October 16, 2020