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A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
used instead of the phrases
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
This refers to watching someone else's arguments or difficulties for amusement.
my boss has no idea what the hell he is talking about, i am going to sit back and eat some popcorn.
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National Eat girls out Day is on June 25th and it is when people Eat girls pussy.
“Did you hear that tomorrow is National Eat girls out Day?”
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Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.
A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.
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An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.
If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!
Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!
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Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!