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a group of assholes with the Dumont mentality that don't know shit about fire because they never see any, and think that beating demarest first due to a fire alarm is the same as demarest beating haworth to a mutual aid fire in closter when haworth was covering them. Alvarez Mcgloin, and Hayes are useless
haworth fire dept sucks
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To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.
There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.
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Kids who read the book series so many times they wont shut the fuck up about it.
Person 1: I keep getting nagged by some Wings of Fire kids. They won't shut up about it.
Person 2 : Time to drop the nuclear weapons.
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n. Urinary tract fire extinguisher; antibiotics.
It burns when I pee.
Dude, see your doctor. You need a UT fire extinguisher.
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Much like the Japanese fire escape, the Latin fire drill involves having sex on a car at a stop light (much like Chinese fire drill) but has the added requirement that all participants must be wearing sombreros and a mariachi band must be in attendance, preferably emerging from the trunk of the car
"Damn John, Adam had quite a large mariachi band when he preformed the Latin fire drill last week on mulberry.
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To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.
Man, last night was crazy!!!! We got Steven drunk and gave him the ol Detroit Dumpster fire!
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It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.
When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.
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