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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023


Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)

real tennis hours my bois!

by cypressxyz November 9, 2018


Real tennis hours

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours

Real tennis hours my bois

by Cypress1337 November 8, 2018


Real Estate Lead Generation

Real estate lead generation is the marketing process of stimulating interest in a product or service for the purpose of developing a sales pipeline. ... The goal of a successful real estate agents' lead generation campaign is to turn a lead into a prospect, then a client, and finally a closed client.

Norman Szobotka has an agent-to-agent real estate lead generation program. He only charges when you get a close.

by haleytherealtor February 12, 2021


Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 24, 2021


A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.

Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece

by gitonga August 19, 2018


Tiddy real estate

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

by raybeez February 12, 2022