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ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.
that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS A 112 INCH COCK
Friend 1: Whoa you have a Jacob Atkinson right there!
Friend 2: yea its pre good
The best boyfriend there ever is, he must fall under the following categories:
British
Blonde
Tall
And polite
The average Jacob is certainly NOT average and a one of a kind nerd, often obsessed with neuroscience
Jules: “look at my boyfriend!”
Bess: “DANM?!?! YOU PULLED THAT?!?!, he must be a Jacob West”
Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West
Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West
The cutest human being on planet Earth.
Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)
Shopping for biscuits with da man who make life fun
Me: I love jacob Kernehed
other: ok