(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.
Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.
A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose
Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut
Both are troubles. If you like one of them, the other one might like you. He is self-assertive and probably thinks you like them. They are okay-ish at insulting. Hes an old man in a young boys body and doesn't read wattpad. hes nice but when you get to know them, there just an ass thinking there a smart ass
Erica: omg is that jacob & nicholas
Raven: ugh