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John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John Doe

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.

"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)

by PhillipH. November 22, 2007

63πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like β€œHey Buddy”

β€œHey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

by Backdoor Bill September 15, 2018

29πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


papa john

a pizza chain that is taking the world by storm. with their bbq chicken pizza and their delicious sweet sauce. its only a matter of time before the whole world is consumed by this delicious freak of nature.

i work at papa johns, cant you tell?

by hey you November 5, 2005

25πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


John Wayne It

After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.

After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!

by Melanie M September 6, 2005

21πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


john 5

The best guitar player ever. Marilyn Manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. Hottest man ever.

What stupid ass would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
Marilyn Manson

by asilayatreyu June 10, 2004

25πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Papa John

A 3/5 on the Pizza based rating system.

Meh, she's not ugly, but not hot. I think i'm going with a Papa John on this one.

by Con Bon November 8, 2010

10πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž