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a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus
Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people
A fat piece of shit who stays at home plays video games smells like shit etc. obese ugly af smelly
Yo u seen that cust monster wearin that same fuckin shirt again?
Who peter ?
A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.
Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
Someone who is being rude and a monster.
"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."