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The grandmothers of World of Warcraft players in Portage la Prairie, Canada.
Coffins had to go AFK when his Old G came to visit mid raid.
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When having intercourse with a woman and you insert a tazer into her vagina, shocking her g spot, and causing an intense orgasm.
Oh my god, I was g shocked last night. I can't even feel my downstairs!
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G$$gle used to be a cool search engine. Things just haven’t been the same since they went public. Search results are not what they used to be. Instead of listing sites with relevant content, you get sites that link to sites with the relevent content. Go figure that out. G$$gle sold out. Not good. google google.com
Google became G$$gle after they went and sold out.
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Some bozo with a Bugatti who got banned on all major social media platforms for being a prick.
1: "Have you seen what the Top G said today?"
2: "I don't care I'm not on Truth Social"
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In men, the prostate, which is only for the adventurous or gay male as it can only be tracked down a couple of inches inside the anus (though not ALL men can find theirs this way).
For the adventurous, here's how to (maybe) find it: Take a crap and cut your nails first (advisable), sit in the bath, lube your middle finger with some soap and insert it carefully into the anus about to the 2nd knuckle, then bend it and aim for the back of your dick. Its easier to find if your dick is erect at the time and feels like a small fleshy doughnut. Find the centre. Press. Stimulate it in a rythymic way and its possible to have an arse orgasm!
Dear Diary, today I found my G-spot, and now I can't get it out of my head that I might have to grow a moustache and learn to walk like Wilma.
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Either lower or upper case. Alternatively, simply "The Burg". Refers to a town on I74 between Peoria and the Quad cities in western Illinois. Galesburg is the home of Carl Sandburg, and that fuck Ronlad Reagan lived there for a year or so. Home of the highest teen pregnancy rate in Illinois. The local economy consits of bars, churches and antique shops. In footbal season the Silver Front has free food for Monday Night Footbal and $0.75 drafts all the time.
Damn bitch, I gotta get out da G Burg, this place be crampin' mah style.
"Hey, youz wanna roll up to the burg for the weekend?" "You ate paint chips as a child didn't you."
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A member of a certain group, characterized by ease of defeat in honorable hand-to-hand combat, but prone to shooting "niggaz" in the back and pretending to also have wounds.
Oh shit, I jus' beat the shit out of them niggaz in G-Unit, cause they ain't never done thrown no bow in they life.
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