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When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.
Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.
“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”
“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
It speaks for itself it is the opposite of a BIG penis!
Yeah man you really pig benis!
A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.
i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid
A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.
As soon as I got off the rig I gave my ol lady that meat pig.
A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.
“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
A vagina, one in which you'd like to eat like bacon.
Man! I when to chow town on some top tier pig hood last night!