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When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!
Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!
All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
When you put cocaine in your urethra and cum in a woman
I gave that bitch some salty snow
Harry Snow is the best person overall, he makes the funniest jokes all year round and is sure to give you a smile. All until he MURDERS YOUR LOVED ONES AND PUTS YOU UP FOR SACRIFICE!!
Harry Snow is straight.
A Mexican Gamer who loves GoT and is unsure of his sexuality
Senior gotta get his freak on as the Juan Snow
A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).
Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.
Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow