Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.

LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.

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Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

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I don’t want to take Abilify

I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.

I don’t want to take Abilify

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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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take mans twix by force

A kind of physical robbery. The act of violently anally raping a beta male who is lower in the social hierarchy.

Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.

Prisoner 1: Did you see the new fresh meat on Cell Block 1A? I got dibs on the blond kid. I'm gonna take mans twix by force for definite.

Prisoner 2: Seems fair.

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taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.

The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.

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Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

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