holy fuck!

An expressions of extreme shock, surprise or anything related.
Similar to what the fuck! but can be used in a more positive manner.

Bill wins the grand prize of the lottery and shouts "HOLY FUCK!" as he completely didn't expect to win. He is filled with surprise and joy.

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ass fucked

Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.

Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem

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bumble fuck

Bumble Fuck: noun
Meaning: A rural/small town area that few people will ever know, or hear about.

I live in the middle of no where.
I live in bumble fuck, Pennsylvania.

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fuck pig

An extremely promiscuous woman, ordinarily lacking in attractiveness.

Henry was so depressed by his breakup, that he spent the night with some "fuck pig".

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whatever the fuck

Its a more perverse way of saying "whatever" but its a more definet way to say whatever. And or saying you really dont give a fuck at the same time.

Dude 1: Hey man you wanna go to this
bar tonight, it might be dead. I just dont
know where else to go.

Dude 2 : Whatever the fuck

Example 2:

Chick: hey fuck you its over

Dude : whatever the fuck

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i'm fucked!

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

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cleavage fuck

When a girl pushes her boobs together and a guy sticks his penis between and jacks off.

I gave Lauren a pearl necklace last night when I cleavage fucked her!

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