a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person
i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?
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it is a substitute for the much used word โslayโ used by gen-z
burn the house down queen ๐ ๐ฟ
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What's the deal with homeless people?
Just get a house 4HEad
I mean it's so easy. Just get a house LOOOOOOOOOOL 4HEad
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The Halloween version of a gingerbread house
Dude I just bought a haunted gingerbread house for 5.99 at walmart
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the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom
Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.
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The atrocious gas you get after eating white castle hamburgers.
-"oh hey man! i just wanted to ask if-... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"
"oh, just some white house gas... i gotta stop eating white castle for lunch."
- Bob from accounting walked pass my cubicle today and i swear he had the WORST white house gases i have ever smelled. in my life. period.
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a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.
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