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Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.
Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…
a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
Sneaky like a ninja. She is just out there stripping… giving you a boner inducing lap dance… when next thing you know, her fat cock flops out when you thought she had a creamy pussy
Oh no, look at her cock flop out of her thong. That’s a ninja creami
the day where we applause ninja turtles
Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day
A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.