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A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.
Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
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a.k.a. king douche, an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"
Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the YMCA who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche.
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A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.
Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.
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A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.
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A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.
Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.
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1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!
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Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.
My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!
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