"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."
Squirrels to British people.
British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies
I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders
a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk
When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.
Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.
An unusual creature that dwells in the depths of Galbally that is not cool, funny or handsome and highly attracted to other men.
Person 1: among us with boobs, hahahaha sussy
Person 2: (sigh) ... shut up Dara (Ceo of Trees).
When you return home from school on winter break and break-up with you significant other.
Erin is totally giving Ben the tree toss!
The timber reeks of hell
Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death
Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot
The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave
The killing tree represents a dump sight