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Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy March 20, 2018


Tree bunnies

Squirrels to British people.

British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies

I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders

by cupofpennyroyaltea April 10, 2013


tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk

you’re a true tree bopper

by Hoy Boy February 7, 2018


tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy December 11, 2015


Dara (Ceo of Trees)

An unusual creature that dwells in the depths of Galbally that is not cool, funny or handsome and highly attracted to other men.

Person 1: among us with boobs, hahahaha sussy

Person 2: (sigh) ... shut up Dara (Ceo of Trees).

by PhantasmyBoi April 17, 2022


Tree Toss

When you return home from school on winter break and break-up with you significant other.

Erin is totally giving Ben the tree toss!

by Constance Burnheart June 19, 2011


The killing tree

The timber reeks of hell

Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death

Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot

The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave

The killing tree represents a dump sight

by Dick shaver 1 April 10, 2022