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A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.
“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”
Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth
Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)
A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy
Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing
a tea fag is when someone is gay and name starts with T
person 1: my name is taylor and im gay
person 2:tea fag!
A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!