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When someone is being a fucking idiot and you wonder if they are under the influence.
Hey man what class do you have 4th period?
R U High? We're in 4th period
Hedge funds are gonna get liquidated and lose it all.
Shorts didn't close Hedgies R Fkd
Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo
As the name suggests, it’s old ladies baking pies but with a twist
The twist? All of the post titles are made similar to titles found in pornography
Person 1: “hey have you checked out r/OldLadiesBakingPies?
Person 2: “no I haven’t. Sounds nice though”
Person 1: “yeah it’s pretty cool”
Person 2 after checking out the subreddit: “WHAT THE FU-”
(With All Due Respect )
The 'GRAND MOTHER' (not to be confused w/ "Grandmother") of all "DISCLAIMERS" in the genre of 'Polite Speaking'..
Maintaing your status as a 'gentleman' (/woman) whilst still taking the time to correct a speaker (or commenter) on their "incorrectness" regarding a matter.
Something you say before (as a gesture of kindness) you make someone else look like a total jackass for speaking on something THEY don't fully-undetstand.
Something you say to the cops right before you refuse their request.
A quick 'pardon' in the pursuit of correct information being circulated on the internet.
W. A. D. R. "With All Due Respect" Officer, I'm NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS."
Used to refer to the word “Retard” by certain groups who believe it is offensive to disabled people, because it was a medical term for people with intellectual disabilities and is now commonly used as an insult, which means “a stupid or foolish person, which is ironic because people in this group still often use words like “idiot”, “moron”, and “imbecile” which also used to be medical terms, but have since acquired a new definition.
Tim: You’re so retarded, Dan
Dan: Hey! Don’t use the R-word, idiot
Tim: Why is idiot ok but retard isn’t?
Dan: Uhhhhhhh…..
Luke has a Girthy 7 inch (wide) chode, he is abnormally wide. He resembles Toad from Mario.