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A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb
Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”
a guy who is not that attractive but his car is so it makes him more attractive to some people
Carter is a pretty car!
A song that everyone gets lit to on a car ride.
A song that just bangs in the car either because of lots of bass and dope lyrics
"Yo, play that new Post Malone track"
"Oh yeah bro that's a real car banger"
A car whiner is usually found on Reddit (mainly r/UrbanHell)
Car whiners constantly complain about american architecture, specifically the interstate system. They always complain about how cars are bad for everyone and love liberal cities such as Seattle or Toronto for using public transit
Man 1: I hate cars, public transit 4 life
Man 2: Public transit is dirty and filled with homeless people, stfu Car whiner
April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.
me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”
When you want a sandwich but your mom won’t make you one so you take her car and a random pedestrians car that you hijacked while they were blowing someone off in a random house, you put bread on both cars, than put cheese on one side and ham on the other than smear them in mayo, or one side pb and the other jelly, than you put a brick on both cars gas pedals (safety first) and than, you have some fucking bread and random ingredients that we call a sandwich. See that’s the good ending, but the bad one is that the cats explode and you fucking die. That’s called a car accident.
I wanted a sandwich and I accidentally got into a car accident.