Fishing Buddy

The guy you take with you to Canada in case a grizzly bear chases you. You shoot the guy in the leg so he'll thrash around and distract the bear.

Bill shure was screaming when that bear got him. He was a real fishing buddy!

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fish boi

FISHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

My friend calum: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (fish boi)
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up

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fudgie fish

term used to describe the act of anal and clitoral oral stimulation

She loved fugie fish so much she came in 10 seconds!

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crying fish

Originated in prison: a weak man, raped by his first cellmate.

Yo, dig the crying fish. Lets get him in the corner.

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Dead fish

A grotesque, smelly carcass that lies on a seashore. Whether that fish died after eating our crap or from natural causes, its very sight is enough to make us lose our lunch. Don't. Swim. Here.

After that big rainstorm last night our beach was littered with dead fish. They had their last supper of raw sewage and God knows what else, but I'll never drink the water again.

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Fished out

Getting wrinkly fingers after being in the water for too long. Works as a synonym for "pruney fingers". The word fished serves to indicate the aquatic nature of this bizarre physical change in your fingers.

I'm all fished out", "Dude I'm done surfing for today, I'm fished out", "This bath totally fished me out!

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Fish Curry

A Fish Curry is when any kind of hot sauce (chilli, tobasco, vindaloo etc) is smeared inside a female's vagina prior to cunnilingus being performed.

Yesterday I tried a fish curry, my tongue almost burned.

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