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brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.

shit i got a brain contraction right now.

by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 15, 2018


Eating some Brains

When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.

Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.

by td9187 April 1, 2013

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Brain Sigh

When someone watches/reads the news about everything that is happening ALL over the world and their brain decides to have an aneurysm. The brain waves the white flag to surrender with hopes that heaven might be calmer.

My grandma experienced a brain sigh. She was watching the 6 pm news, held her head, and had an aneurysm. The news technically killed her?

by Chaotically-Sane =) June 2, 2022


Brain Gap

To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be

John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind

Steve: This guy’s got brain gap

by The Second Darkest One November 7, 2022


dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad

Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain

by BurritoEater101 April 10, 2024


brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017


ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 7, 2011