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"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
The sentence used by people who want to describe something as cool in a 3 word phrase.
Friend one: you like my phone? Pretty cool, huh
Friend two: indeed
Have you ever felt cool shiting?Well that is fuckin cool
I feel the cool shit and its fuckin cool
Mackenzi's silk pants, and knock off Doc Martins.
"All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.
A new fad that's catching on by upper middle class white kids who think their the shit by doing something bad. Basically what they do is buy a container of cool whip and shit in it. Then they shake it up and get it all mixed up in there, put on somebodys door step, ring the doorbell, and run. They can't even think of a clever name. They tried combining cool whip and poop.
Kid #1: Lets go cool whooping!
Kid #2: Alright! I really gotta shit too.
A pimped- out car for picking up hookers, usually with an exceptionally loud horn.
"Damn, that's a cool- ass honkie".