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When a male with alcohol poisoning attempting to eat his girl out but instead vomits inside her like a barf bag
Give her the ol 1-2-vomit-in-the-pussaroo
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An infamous gore video that was recorded by The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, showing them brutally murdering someone.
The video starts off with a man on the floor in a forest, after a few seconds, one of the guys comes in, and hits the victim with a hammer (which is inside of a yellow plastic bag), 7 times, the camera man then closes up the the victims face, which is covered in blood, there is also blood coming out of his nose, they then bring in a screw driver to stab the victims stomach, face, and eyes, then they run back to a car, clean the hammer, wash there hands, then the video ends.
Person 1: I just watched 3 guys 1 hammer, it was horrible
Person 2: Seriously? The video is so low quality, how could you be scared of that?
Person 1: You're insane
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The Christmas Season in The Philippines
September 1 to January 31 is a legendary time of a year.
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this is a phrase from the cat in the hat when he was on the down low it also comes from the teltubys
snif aroo
this is a frase from the cat in the hat when he was on the down low
yo cat why are u in my house .no the pwder is not good for me
the cat : its not powder it speshel fary dust that will make you tuch the sky with one fine line
fine just one
cat: let 1 2 snif aroo head to heave
3 hours later
got enmore cat no i need mor i will do enthing
cat: enthinggggg
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The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.
Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.
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A scale that is used to define the attractive qualities of a female human being as a whole. Used in a sentence as '#/10', depending on the beauty of the female in question
"Woah dude, look at that hot chick! What's her number on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale?"
"She's an 8/10, you don't see that everyday."
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A similar syndrome to Vietnam Syndrome, it occurs in those who have watched the viral video 2 girls 1 cup and cannot look at a piece of shit without having a flashback to the video. It is a branch of the much larger Viral video syndrome which includes BME Pain Olympics Syndrome and 2 Girls 1 Finger syndrome.
Thing 1: Dude, where's Grandma?
Thing 2: She was in the Bathroom and then started yelling at me "What's wrong with you? OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH".
Thing 1: That's pretty weird.
Thing 2: Hey give her a break she has 2 girls 1 cup syndrome
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