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Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
He is very annoying and smelly and he can be in a bad mood some times he loves dogs and he loves police tv shows.
I like Chris
Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
A very depressed guy. He can be happy when he see' s his soul mate. He's not afraid to be flirty in a sexual way and girls don't mind that. He is in the middle of hot and decent.
Chris-"I will slap you thigh and you WILL moan(wink wink)."
Chris-"I had to wear long sleeves for a reason."