A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris
Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.
Chris is the hugest lad about. Realistically you don't want to mess with him cus hes fucking massive. An absolute heed and all round lethal fucking weapon but he's decent sometimes.
"Realistically i'm huge though" Chris 2k18
a contextual term that can refer to many things
I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.
Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.
Chris will never let you get hurt accept if there's clowns.
Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.
Chris will never let you get hurt accept if there's clowns.
Fat fucking pig, no bitches, only guys. Eats way to much mcdonalds.
Oh hey Chris, are you playing ping pong again you fat fuck, stop eating for once.