kiss my airs

Slogan created by the Nike American sportswear company.
“Airs” is “*ss”.

kiss my airs, Mrs Chen!

air whale

An amazing animal combining the powers of air with a whale.. or a miss reading of a shirt. whenever you see a whale , yell as loud as you can " AIR WHALE!!".

hey look at this cool shirt I got

AIR WHALE!!

LOL yes

air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.

hey man stop air jerking thats gay

Air drink

The Seattle term for taking a sip from a water bottle or beverage without one's lips touching the container. Typically referred to as a "waterfall" or "fountain" in other regions.

"Yo, I still got hella water left in my hydroflask"
"Man I'm hella thirsty, let me take an air drink!"