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ass whiplash

Whiplash of the ass

From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

by yumyumgopop November 22, 2015


Queef ass

A male or female who thinks that they are "the shit" or "cool". Typically a person of African American decent. Sometimes a person of hispanic descent. Usually someone born into wealth.

Look at trayvon with his new Jordan 11's, what a queef ass.

by Sadam December 29, 2016


Extra ass

Extremely extra.

I can’t with her and her extra ass personality.

by Tinky4 July 2, 2018


Ass fairy

A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.

Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."

by Ozwald March 11, 2006

56πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


ass ranger

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.

That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.

by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

50πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.

These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.

by Steve Yonker January 31, 2005

49πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

by Greg J.B March 21, 2007

49πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž