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An Alex is someone who is probably sweet sometimes BUT THEN ALSO REALLY HECCING FERAL LIKE IF YOU MEET SOMEONE AND THEYRE LIKE Hey I’m Alex then stop them right there and take the to a vet to check for rabies you might wanna purchase a cage just in case cause there’s a large chance he will maul you He’ll just go back a forth one moment he’ll be the sweetest cuddly boyfriend then suddenly he’s liek LET ME CONSUME YOUR LUNGS. And it’s like SCREEEEEE
:o Person AH: are you okay?
>:( Person scree: NO MY ALEX MAULED ME LAST NIGHT AND NOW I CANT SEE
Pretty Cool, Pretty Gay, Mexican but not too much, White but not to much, Black nigger. Alex is Gangster but not as gangster as Mc cracker
“Don’t you just love Alex”
“Yeah but Mc Cracker is cooler”
Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
Alex
Alex: A lad who like to cum everywhere especially on the walls and in lasses hair and makes her clean it up
Guy 1: Dude is that a fucking simp
Guy 2: No that’s Alex
Guy 1: Whatever same thing
An exclamation used when anything white and/or spilled that is spotted on the floor or any flat surface
*sees a milk spill
SAYS: Alex!