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Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
5’11” in 8th Grade (Getting Taller)
Huge muscles (also Known as Big Al)
Does not like his friends GF’s (could bag them)
Can posterice Greg (easily)
Once ate 20 donuts at one moment (1 sec)
Alex is one hot motherfucker!
pussy ass bitch. your father will end up blocking him on instagram.
An Alex has a fullass beard at 15 years old
Ur such an Alex you look 4 years old but also 53 with that fullass beard of yours
The cutest guy you'll ever meet, Alex is a genuine, caring person, he is one of the best people you'll ever meet.
"Wow, you finally snagged yourself an Alex?!" "Alex is a full course meal, 5 stars"
An alex is a transman/ none women liker (ik super sadge) who kinda has an addiction to genshin impact which is not poggers,but there a cool person just to be around, they bite a lot and are for somereason not good at video games which imagen being a non gamer kinda cringe so if u ever see one just pat there head and walk away, a way to make an alex mad is to speak about how to sex
These people despise football to the point they try to avoid it at any cost.
Paul: Hey alex we're playing football in gym today.
Alex: I'm not going to come tomorrow