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New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
Angel has the nine and always turn nigga and hoes on😩 he be clapping niggah cheeks and Dips and angel has a business where he gets u pregnet to stop periods😩.
Angel:Wassuh girl
Girl: I have a boyfriend🙄
Her boyfriend: uh daddy angel give me the 9😩
A website that edits explicit (or slightly bad) movies so that people who dont want to watch bad stuff can watch the movies without having to worry about fast forwarding.
Usually used by Mormons to watch rated R movies
(pov : you’re interviewing someone at byu)
interviewer: Have you ever seen a rated R movie?
person: Yes but it was edited to be clean. I watched it on Vid Angel
Angele is a unique person with a unique name. It is usually written AngÄ—le with an e with an accent to the left. Angele is a talented person, who can always be caring to both family and friends. Angele is also a person who has big plans for the future, and massive goals but is somehow lazy and doesn't know where to start. Angele can be often an overthinker, and that's why she can be a people pleaser sometimes. Angele can be very sensitive as well, so be gentle with the words you use. Angele is also a person who comes late to an event or a place. People may also pronounce Angele wrong in their reading. That's why Angele has to correct everyone and pronounce it the right way. Because if you pronounce her name wrong she will sit on you with her massive bunda.
Person 1: Omg her forehead is so big!
Person 2: Hey! don't say that. She can hear you.
Person 1: ehhhh... whyyyy
Person 2: Because's her name is Angele. She can yell at you in 5 different languages and make your life flash before your eyes.
Angele is a strong minded girl, she will cry with you when you are feeling low but holds the power to stand up for you when no one else will. When she loves, she loves strong and deep. She is loyal, the one real friend you can trust. Her caring nature comes from a lot of past hurt. She carries a lot of trauma and pain but uses that to help others that are in a similar situation. Angele finds it hard to say no and this is her weakness. She loves even when she is not loved back. When she trusts you, you will see a whole beautiful different side to her that even she does not know about. Hold Angele close to you, she will always be there when you need. But remember one thing she is so giving, sometimes people forget to treat her special too.
Angele is the best friend you never knew you needed, she is a queen in disquise.
Jonathan: dude did you see Angeles over there she’s the cutest
Angeles is a beautiful sexy women. Though she may be built like a door she has a beautiful smile that lights up your world when you’re feeling down. Angeles is an amazing person. She dances with grace and a pretty smile on her face. With her hair as dark as the black sky and brown eyes that never judge. She’s also a huge clown.
You mean a lot to me Angeles. <3