Slip You the Glass Banana

To pull a fast one. Deception with ill intent.
Origin: Government employees.

After the vendor had finished speaking, the chief technologist turned to procuct lead and said "don't let them slip you the glass banana."

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banana emoji into taco emoji

ITS WHEN YOU BANG SOMEONES DICK INTO SOMEONES VAGINA!!!!!!!! AND THEY HAVIN FEEL FUN!!!!!!!!!!

MIKE:*sends banana emoji into taco emoji*
VICTORIA: Mike wants to bang real hard! YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
LIZZY: FINALLY!!

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banana fanna fo-crazy

adj. extreme of bo-crazy

Man 1: "Did you see that woman's tits!? That was bo-crazy!"
Man2: "Banana fanna FO-crazy."
Man1: "Dag."

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Feed him a banana

When someone is acting crazy they are acting like a monkey crazy so to calm them down you feed them a banana. A banana being whateve is called for in that situation.

Carlos jumped out his tree when he saw me with mark so I had to feed him a banana

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Awesome Sauce Banana Peel

The tasty goodness of an idea that is worthy of being slipped on by a banana peel.

Ester: Sorry we couldn't meet for lunch today.
Rach: It's okay, are we still on for tomorrow
Ester: Yes
Rach: Awesome Sauce Banana Peel

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Princess Falula Banana Hammock

Fictional name created by the character Phoebe on the television show "Friends." Phoebe wanted a new name and thought Princess Falula Banana Hammock would be a cool one. Her boyfriend told her a banana hammock was a reference to a speedo-type men's swimsuit to change her mind about legally changing her name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock. When she refused, he said he was changing his name to "Crap bag." That did the trick--and Phoebe remained Phoebe!

I am changing my name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock.

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Go and fly, you SOUR banana!

A come back after you've been insulted by a dirt wag.

Person 1: "You're SUCH a dirt wag!!"
Person 2: "No I'm not! Go and fly, you SOUR banana!"

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