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David

David is the type of guy to put metal in the microwave

God I hate that David guy what a bitch

by Davey Hater November 21, 2021


David

His a big soft teddy bear he has a heart of gold he would do anything for anyone he will make you laugh when having a bad day he is a good friend always there when you need to talk he always makes you feel comfortable

He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance

David is adorable

by Itz_angel_baby November 6, 2023


David

A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.

That's David I'd stay away from him

by Flyee03 November 23, 2021


David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.

sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD

by davidbond December 21, 2021


David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.

sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD

by davidbond December 21, 2021


David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 7, 2022


David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 23, 2021