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Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 6, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"

by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dynamic Domenico Dance Volume 2

An AP Human Geography CD created by Mr. Domenico that supposedly comes out in January 2021. The dance moves are used to depict different vocabulary words part of the AP Human curriculum. Ester Boserup is pictured on the front cover. DOMENICO WE WANT COPIES.

The Dynamic Domenico Dance Volume 2 comes out in January. However, if the supply chains do not hold up there will be no DDDV2.

by KEWoodstock24 December 10, 2020


Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.

Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"

by Lynea May 20, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shawty got low on the dance floor

Refers to a hawt female shakin' her booty on the dance floor.

Line appearing in Flo Rida's tune "Get Low." She hit the flo She hit the flo, Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low low low. Paraphrased the lyric becomes Shawty got low on the dance floor.

by KeithM March 8, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

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