A boy who thinks he knows his own sexuality, but in reality the most sus person you will ever meet. David has a fantasy about getting fucked by Armit Arlert in titan form.
This boy David is a MotherFucking Dummy!
this man is addicted to some woman"girl"in 7th grade named "MICHELLE" he gay too
we love him hes D1 aka d1 david best d1 ever
A potato disguised as a human.
David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.
The Best,Very Handsome man in the world
Oooh thats David sign my autograph
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend
He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.
David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu
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A person that gets placed in gold 3 in league of legends, but gets to gold 5 after 400 games. Typically a person that likes to waste time on video games and stalk girls on instagram.
"I've been losing a lot in league, I sure hope I don't pull a David."
"Don't be a David."
He is the best lover you will ever meet. He is lovable and loving, if you meet a David you not want to meet any other person. He is very protective to those he loves more so his girlfriend. And trustworthy, kind, honest. I think David is the best person on earth.
My sister's husband is David.
Wow, she is very lucky.