Random
Source Code
Random
When you're playing sports and you think you've pooped yourself, but it's just a sweaty butthole.
Got a little dirty warren action going on running around in this heat
24👍 6👎
When you out of nowhere, nonchalantly, show your daughters boyfriend the nastiest cow licking a man's cock video you have ever or will ever see in your entire life.
My girl brought home this asshole, so I showed him a dirty rick.
27👍 6👎
A thirty milligram oxycodone pill that has been pressed with unknown chemicals. Often cheaper than oxy’s from a script as you can tell they’re not from an industrial press.
Aye you got those dirty thirty’s?
I got some dirty thirty’s for the low.
28👍 9👎
The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
23👍 6👎
When a man covers his penis in fecal matter, and procedes to titty fuck a young woman.
Hey Brian, I gave this chick a Dirty Ferguson last night, and it smelled really bad
23👍 7👎
melted chocolate with the function of getting thrown of sum ones massive bonce
OI DICK GET THE DIRTY NORRIS
25👍 6👎
while in the act of sexual intercourse, the man or woman slips his or her finger into the anal cavity of their respective partner; Then removes "said" finger and shamefully slips it into his or her partners needy mouth..
woman, says "what the hell was that, I believe you just gave me a taste of my own ass" dirty gonzales baby!!
43👍 14👎